Professor Dumblesnore
16. American. Female.
Currently reading: The Sound and the Fury and Miss Perengrine's Home for Peculiar Children
...
Recommendations are always welcome, homeskillets.

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

nightmaresofinsomnia:

If you’re scared of the purge in real life clap your hands
*clap clap*

If you’re angry about what’s happening in Ferguson clap your hands
*clap clap*

If you’re terrified about what’s happening in america clap your hands
*CLAP CLAP*

If you’ve lost all faith in humanity because of what’s happening in America clap your hands
*CLAPPING INTENSIFIES*

And among the more unusual, names of Harry Potter characters have started appearing in lists - including Draco, Sirius and Bellatrix.

From this BBC article on popular baby names.

Bellatrix, really?

"Mummy, daddy, how did you choose my name?"

"Well, we decided to name you after a fictional psychopath. Now off to bed, little minion of darkness."

(via thepudupudu)

doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]

whte-rbt-syndrome:

wow i just realized that feeling safe around cops is a privilege

thagoodthings:

jomethazine:

What convenience store you know have cigarillos available for you to steal? They in the back behind the counter.

right
even tho the cashier said that he didn’t steal shit, they didnt even call the police
then they said EMS was called but they got it on video that there was NO EMS but put his body in the back of an SUV
actual video footage
like real live video and witness statements and even on the 911 audio tapes NO EMS is called
it sucks because its like there is actual proof out there but it feels like the truth is being broken down with a lie on national tv
like we are supposed to ignore the videos, and photos, and same witness statements…smh OK

thagoodthings:

jomethazine:

What convenience store you know have cigarillos available for you to steal? They in the back behind the counter.

right

even tho the cashier said that he didn’t steal shit, they didnt even call the police

then they said EMS was called but they got it on video that there was NO EMS but put his body in the back of an SUV

actual video footage

like real live video and witness statements and even on the 911 audio tapes NO EMS is called

it sucks because its like there is actual proof out there but it feels like the truth is being broken down with a lie on national tv

like we are supposed to ignore the videos, and photos, and same witness statements…smh OK

http://itreallyatemyhand.tumblr.com/post/94839748605/kneelb4todd-occupymalfoysbed-friendly

kneelb4todd:

occupymalfoysbed:

Friendly reminder that Harry Potter straight up murdered a guy with his bare hands when he was 11 years old

actually no, he didn’t. it’s very important to me that people know he didn’t. that happened in the movie, yes, but as we all know the films…

katelynpossible:

tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

(Source: ruffnutthorston)

girl-fashion-13:

DO NOT PASS THIS POST

REBLOG, SHARE, SPREAD THE WORLD.

DO NOT STAY SILENT

I KNOW THIS IS A FASHION BLOG AND NOT A NEWS BLOG,… BUT I REFUSE TO SIT HERE AND BE IGNORANT WHEN I KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP

(Source: girl-fashion-13.com)

sistercy:

spoilersspoilerseverywhere:

"If you’ve done no wrong, surely the courts will look on you as innocent before proving you guilty."

I can’t even come up with irony for that, because shitstains like this make sure this never REACHES court.

He’s burying himself and hiding becuase he knows, he KNOWS he did wrong. He KNOWS He fucked up.

And he knows that the system that has gone to great lengths to ensure he won’t suffer anything worse than a suspension of ‘being fired’ can’t protect him from people who know his face, his name, and everything else.

Because he knows his face now is more memorized and circulated than Edward Snowden.

And he can’t hide from the fucking world.

Ferguson Officer Byran P Williams, the man who murdered Mike Brown, is comfortably sitting at home changing his facebook name to a cartoon character and going “tee hee no one will find me now!!”

Use his full name as often as possible, make it immediately come up when you google Ferguson or Michael Brown.

Make sure his name is marked in fucking history. They can’t fucking hide anymore.

(Source: lalondes)

If someone were to die at the age of 63 after a lifelong battle with MS or Sickle Cell, we’d all say they were a “fighter” or an “inspiration.” But when someone dies after a lifelong battle with severe mental illness and drug addiction, we say it was a tragedy and tell everyone “don’t be like him, please seek help.” That’s bullshit. Robin Williams sought help his entire life. He saw a psychiatrist. He quit drinking. He went to rehab. He did this for decades. That’s HOW he made it to 63. For some people, 63 is a fucking miracle. I know several people who didn’t make it past 23 and I’d do anything to have 40 more years with them.

anonymous reader on The Dish

One of the more helpful and insightful things I’ve seen about depression/suicide in the last couple of days.

(via mysweetetc)

fuckyeahmovieposters:

Tarantino Filmography Poster by John Conlon

fuckyeahmovieposters:

Tarantino Filmography Poster by John Conlon

feaqu:

thanks, apprehensive shark! 

feaqu:

thanks, apprehensive shark!